Alex-ness {Hells yeah bitches}

[Alex]

Hey there!
My name is Alex... obviously
I'm 16 years old (That seems to be a common age)
I like to be different, but I'll live with being a common age
I at one time had nine pets. No, I didn't live on a farm.
But, unfortunately, they slowly got gotten rid of
The last pets I had were three cats.
They got kicked out when my aunt moved in
I've vowed revenge against my aunt
No, I'm not joking. I like animals better than people, deal with it.
And my baby was one of those three cats. I miss my baby Kali.
YOU CAN'T TAKE A BABY FROM HER MOTHER.
So I'm going to make that revenge very, very painful
Don't be scared, please. I won't hurt you if you don't mess with my animals.
And since I don't have any, well, that won't be a problem

My hobbies include reading, writing, and IMing, and watching TV
IMing is my life. I would die without it and texting
I like heavy metal and hard rock. Music is awesome
I have an iPhone, and I basically live off it
I have a right to live off it, I bought it. With my own money. And I pay for the service
I'm part of the odd clique at my school.
We're the crazy group that is really hyper and doesn't give a crap what other people think
We like cussing. I like cussing. Don't know why, but it's fucking fun, and good expression.
It's almost three. So I'm going to bed.

Oh, one last thing. I'm not an admin, but I PWN YOU ALL. Yeah, I'm just that cool.

[Poe]

XD I like you. =] -gives a new pet- =D YAY!

[Alex]

-cuddles new pet-
I like you too
Mostly because you like me and and gave me a pet
-continues to cuddle-

[Javert]

bahahaha! lovely to meet you, alex! I've really never cursed a day in my life, so feel free to cuss gratuitiously enough for the both of us. hehe.

[Rain]

Nice to meet you! And awww, your poor pets! *showers Alex with pets*

I'm part of the odd clique at my school.
We're the crazy group that is really hyper and doesn't give a crap what other people think

ME TOO!