Post by Javert on Jun 26, 2011 20:49:28 GMT -5
[/font][/font][/size][/size]Introducing…
RALPH PARSONS!
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Name: Ralph Parsons
Nicknames: Ralph, Ralphie, Parsons
Age: 19 (he was held back a year--what a shocker)
Gender: definitely male
Where you stand?: Studs
Play by: Danny Schwarz
Nicknames: Ralph, Ralphie, Parsons
Age: 19 (he was held back a year--what a shocker)
Gender: definitely male
Where you stand?: Studs
Play by: Danny Schwarz
I'm a man of wealth and taste...
Appearance:
It is incredibly rare for a man to possess both the looks and the intellect of a god. Fortunately, for the female population at Florence's, Ralph Parsons possesses at least one... and it's definitely not the brains. Even at the most cursory of glances, Ralph is arresting: he towers at several inches over six feet, broad shoulders and muscular arms eliminating any doubt of simply being tall and willowy. He is even more arresting when he opts to not wear a shirt, which is whenever it is socially acceptable and usually when it isn't. It is difficult for a lady to avert her gaze when it is nearly at eye level with rippling pectorals and a six-pack stomach. His skin is perpetually tanned from summers in the countryside, setting him apart from the lily-white complexions of the fashionable gentlemen.
Although noticed usually as an afterthought, or when Ralph is unfortunately fully clothed, the face above the six-pack abs and the rippling pectorals and the broad shoulders is just as agreeable. The features themselves are almost too pretty for the body below: the muscles seem almost at odds with the thick-lashed, almond-shaped brown eyes; the straight nose; the full lips of a wide smirking mouth. Still, overt masculinity is welcomed back by the chiseled cut of his cheekbones and the square jut of his jaw. A jet-black forelock often mars the plane of the perfect face--his hair is kept short on the sides and longer on top, unkempt in a manner that suggests it was not his own hands that did the mussing.
Okay. See? I made a valiant attempt at filling out this application.
I'm done with that!
Personality:
Ralphie is...
ill-informedintellectually unambitious
• JUST PLAIN DUMB -- There's definitely a reason he's been held back a year, and why, unless his parents bribe the headmaster, he might be held back another. Sure, he never does his homework, and sure, he's always asleep in class, but even if he actually attempted to pay attention in class, his IQ would probably never reach room temperature.
• IMPULSIVE -- Hey! Let's go jump off this cliff!
• ACTIVE -- Hey! Let's go jump off this cliff!
• COARSE -- Ralphie's a Cockney born and bred, and his speech isn't particularly refined. Neither is he. There is no filter between his brain and his mouth.
• MISCHIEVOUS -- He's not quite clever enough to pull elaborate stunts, but he has managed some amusing practical jokes in his time at Florence.
• FEARLESS -- Hey! Let's go jump off this cliff!
• TACTLESS -- Again: severe lack of a filter between brain and mouth. This could also be called bluntness, I suppose, but usually bluntness is deliberate. He's not quite smart enough to be deliberate. It just comes out.
• ROWDY -- Ralphie's a big guy, and definitely not a quiet one. Invite Ralphie to a party (and you will), and expect some broken priceless family heirlooms, and a few broken noses.
• OPTIMISTIC -- For all of his vices, Ralphie's a pretty glass-half-full kind of guy. He's entirely aware that he's never going to amount to anything, but he has a body that makes girls swoon, so his future's lookin' bright nevertheless.
• ADDICT -- Darling Ralphie has a bit of a drinking problem. And also possibly a drug problem. This isn't to blame for his stupidity, but it's definitely not helping anything.
Likes:
Dislikes:
Dreams: Ralphie's not much of a dreamer; he can barely remember what he had for breakfast yesterday, let alone looking into the future.
Fears:
Erm... Getting eaten by a bear. Yeah. He had nightmares as a kid, actually. Yup.
I've been around for a long, long year...
History:
Wellll. Ralphie's from the East End of London--within earshot of the Bow Bells, thanks very much, for anyone who wants to argue that he's not a true Cockney. Definitely of working-class people, Ralphie's technically one of eight kids, although two died in childhood. His dad's a hard worker when he's sober and a dead-beat when he's not--his mum, actually, was close to the same way, if not to such an extent. Ralphie, though, being the oldest boy (he has two older sisters), was chosen to go to Florence's on a scholarship so that he could make something of himself. Unfortunately, Ralphie is dumber than a box of rocks and certainly not shedding any light upon the already questionable family name. END.
Family:
Mum, Da, six other siblings. Weren't you listening?
Anything you'd like to add?
He's actually kind of reminding me of a more bad-boy Kelso from That 70s Show. ha. xD
Wellll. Ralphie's from the East End of London--within earshot of the Bow Bells, thanks very much, for anyone who wants to argue that he's not a true Cockney. Definitely of working-class people, Ralphie's technically one of eight kids, although two died in childhood. His dad's a hard worker when he's sober and a dead-beat when he's not--his mum, actually, was close to the same way, if not to such an extent. Ralphie, though, being the oldest boy (he has two older sisters), was chosen to go to Florence's on a scholarship so that he could make something of himself. Unfortunately, Ralphie is dumber than a box of rocks and certainly not shedding any light upon the already questionable family name. END.
Family:
Mum, Da, six other siblings. Weren't you listening?
Anything you'd like to add?
He's actually kind of reminding me of a more bad-boy Kelso from That 70s Show. ha. xD
Hope you guess my name...
Your name: JAVS
Parent of which characters: CEL AND FRAN AND LOU AND OPAL AND XAEL AND BEA
Parent of which characters: CEL AND FRAN AND LOU AND OPAL AND XAEL AND BEA
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game...
(c) Poe & Realms of Fantasia
Lyrics (c) Guns N' Roses
Do not steal.
It's bad.