Post by Ayu on Sept 19, 2008 17:28:39 GMT -5
Once upon a time, Jenn and Ayu got very bored. Thus...
Grampy Vampy: *timewarps*
Jenn: Clyde: not that **** again...
Grampy Vampy: LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
Jenn: clyde: **** that. >>
Grampy Vampy: IT'S JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT! Mei: *jumps to left* Vampy: AND THEN A STEP TO THE RI-I-I-I-I-IGHT! Edward: *does so*
Jenn:Clyde; -goes to find her box- Harlow: -watches--awestruck-
Grampy Vampy: YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS! Nico: *big dramatic motion putting hands on hips* Vampy: AND PULL YOUR KNEES IN TI-I-I-I-I-IGHT! Viktor: *grins and pulls knees in*
Jenn: Sloane: Oh my god. Andy: Think positively. Sloane: They're freaks!
Grampy Vampy: THEN IT'S THE PELVIC THRUST! Georgeta: *pelvic thrust* Vampy: THAT REALLY DRIVES YOU INSA-A-A-ANE!
Grampy Vampy: LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!! All characters: *timewarp*
Jenn: Sterling: -finds an emergency exit--files everybody out- Andy; -throws shocked Sloane over his shoulder--walks out-
Grampy Vampy: Edward: It's so dreamy~ Oh fantasy freee me~ So you can't see me...no not at all. In another dimension...with voyeuristic intentions...well secluded, I SEE ALL!
Jenn: sterling: -shuts the door--reinforces it--looks back- Clyde: -stuck with everybody else- And now? Harlow: -throws arms in the air- MAD LIBS! everybody:-murders him-
Grampy Vampy: Lizzie: *Magenta-esque pole dancing*With a bit of a mind flip, you're into the time SLIP! And nothing will ever be the same...
Jenn: harlow: -dead- everybody else; -idles in safety-
Grampy Vampy: Viktor: You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation!
Grampy Vampy: All: LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN! LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
Jenn: Sloane: is it over? Sterling: -cracks door--singing comes in--shuts it instantly- No.
Grampy Vampy: Rosie: Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think, when a satanic guy gave me an evil wink. He shook me up he took me by surprise, he had a pickup truck and the Devil's eyes~
Jenn: Rosie? xd
Jenn: *xDD
Grampy Vampy: Georgeta: He stared at me and I felt a change, time ain't nothing if I want a game All: LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN! LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
Jenn: Andy; If we don't make it out. I love you guys! -sobchoke--picks clyde up in a bear hug- Clyde:-surprised by the hug--eyes narrow--scathingly- Let go of me.
Grampy Vampy: It's just a jump to the left! All: AND THEN A STEP TO THE RI-I-I-I-IGHT! Vampy: With your hands on your HIPS! All: YOU PULL YOUR KNEES IN TI-I-IGHT!
Jenn: Andy: -sobs into her- Clyde: -starting to get irritated- Sloane: -looks at Sterling- How long is this damn song?
Grampy Vampy: All: THAT REALLY DRIVES YOU INSA-A-A-A-AANE! LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN! Penny: WHOO!!! *tapdances along* Leo/Puck: *sticks out foot* Penny: *falls over*
Jenn: Andy: We're gonna die! Clyde: -still being lifted and hugged- Well, you might die if you don't let me go. Andy: -tightens his hug-
Grampy Vampy: All: LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN! LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN! Vampy: It's just a jump to the LEFT! All: AND THEN A STEP TO THE RI-I-I-I-I-IGHT! Vampy: Put your hands on your HIPS!
Jenn: characters&jenn: -give up and wait for song to end-
Grampy Vampy: All: AND PULL YOUR KNEES IN TI-I-IGHT! THEN IT'S THE PELVIC THRU-U-UST THAT REALLY DRIVES YOU INSA-A-A-A-A-ANE! LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN! LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN! *all fall down and lie still*
Jenn: Sterling: -blinks--looks at them- it's silent. Andy: -drops Clyde- Clyde: -growls--huffs--goes and stands by sterling--cracks door open- Harlow: are they okay? -peers out-
Grampy Vampy: All: *lie still* Vampy: *cheerfully* Well, that was fun~ *dusts self off and wanders past Jenn etc*
Jenn: Jenn: -watches Vampy walk by--skittish--pulls arms close to self--looks back at characters--points- Characters: -lost shrug-
Grampy Vampy: *coughtimewarpcough*
Jenn: Characters; D: jenn: -goes flailing back to them-
Grampy Vampy: *foottap* *music starts* How'd'you do I...see you've met my...faithful...handyman....
Jenn: -falls into the panic room- Sloane; -drags jenn in- Sterling: -slams door shut--not before clyde manages to kick Andy out-
Grampy Vampy: Well, that's got rid of them! Now, LET'S PARTAY! Characters: *jump up* *dance and drink*
Jenn: Harlow: -starts babbling and muttering about how they're gonna die. Sterling: -shifts eyes over to him bitterly- Clyde: -grinds jaw for the duration of the talking- Shut up! -grabs and kisses him hard-
Grampy Vampy: Lizzie: MY CLYDE-SENSES ARE TINGLING!
Jenn: xDDD
Jenn: Sloane; -trying to keep from laughing- Harlow; -starting to melt- Clyde: -lets go and he slumps to the floor- Sterling: Oo Clyde: -steps forward- Got something to say?! Sterling: -looks at the door-
Grampy Vampy: Mei: *leans on door to panic room* *totally smashed on half a bottle of wine* Leader, love girl shaysh...*gabbles in chinese* What you do-o-o-ooo? *falls over*
Jenn: Clyde: Was that-- Sterling; She's drunk. Clyde: -forced laugh- Greattt. -opens door--avoids hitting Mei--snorts--looks down at Mei--takes bottle away from her--laughs- You are wasted.
Grampy Vampy: OK, WHO GAVE THE TWELVE-YEAR-OLD ALCOHOL?
Jenn: xDDD
Jenn: She probably beat up everybody and took it herself.
Grampy Vampy: Leo/Puck: HAHAHA!!! Nico: Ahhh, les enfants sont tres amusant. *takes a glug of wine*
Jenn: Clyde: -sighs--picks up the girl--moves away from the door--lays her on the ground on her side incase she vomits--steps back--laughs at the image- Andy: -scopes out--looks for alcohol/drugs-
Grampy Vampy: Viktor: What's everyone so worked up about? It's only five bottles of vodka. Abel: oO
Jenn: Andy: oo we have vodka? Clyde: -looks over at him- Too much blood in your alcohol system, love?
Grampy Vampy: Viktor: *waves bottle of vodka* *wobbles slightly* Gio: I think five bottles is a little bit too much? Lizzie: *interested tone* How is he still standing?
Jenn: Clyde: Defies physics...-walks over--takes the bottle--looks at it---looks back at Viktor--puts a finger to his forehead and pushes him back- Characters: -watching from doorway-
Grampy Vampy: Viktor: *keels over*
And THAT, children, is the root of Jenn's phobia of the Timewarp.
Grampy Vampy: *timewarps*
Jenn: Clyde: not that **** again...
Grampy Vampy: LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
Jenn: clyde: **** that. >>
Grampy Vampy: IT'S JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT! Mei: *jumps to left* Vampy: AND THEN A STEP TO THE RI-I-I-I-I-IGHT! Edward: *does so*
Jenn:Clyde; -goes to find her box- Harlow: -watches--awestruck-
Grampy Vampy: YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS! Nico: *big dramatic motion putting hands on hips* Vampy: AND PULL YOUR KNEES IN TI-I-I-I-I-IGHT! Viktor: *grins and pulls knees in*
Jenn: Sloane: Oh my god. Andy: Think positively. Sloane: They're freaks!
Grampy Vampy: THEN IT'S THE PELVIC THRUST! Georgeta: *pelvic thrust* Vampy: THAT REALLY DRIVES YOU INSA-A-A-ANE!
Grampy Vampy: LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!! All characters: *timewarp*
Jenn: Sterling: -finds an emergency exit--files everybody out- Andy; -throws shocked Sloane over his shoulder--walks out-
Grampy Vampy: Edward: It's so dreamy~ Oh fantasy freee me~ So you can't see me...no not at all. In another dimension...with voyeuristic intentions...well secluded, I SEE ALL!
Jenn: sterling: -shuts the door--reinforces it--looks back- Clyde: -stuck with everybody else- And now? Harlow: -throws arms in the air- MAD LIBS! everybody:-murders him-
Grampy Vampy: Lizzie: *Magenta-esque pole dancing*With a bit of a mind flip, you're into the time SLIP! And nothing will ever be the same...
Jenn: harlow: -dead- everybody else; -idles in safety-
Grampy Vampy: Viktor: You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation!
Grampy Vampy: All: LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN! LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
Jenn: Sloane: is it over? Sterling: -cracks door--singing comes in--shuts it instantly- No.
Grampy Vampy: Rosie: Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think, when a satanic guy gave me an evil wink. He shook me up he took me by surprise, he had a pickup truck and the Devil's eyes~
Jenn: Rosie? xd
Jenn: *xDD
Grampy Vampy: Georgeta: He stared at me and I felt a change, time ain't nothing if I want a game All: LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN! LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
Jenn: Andy; If we don't make it out. I love you guys! -sobchoke--picks clyde up in a bear hug- Clyde:-surprised by the hug--eyes narrow--scathingly- Let go of me.
Grampy Vampy: It's just a jump to the left! All: AND THEN A STEP TO THE RI-I-I-I-IGHT! Vampy: With your hands on your HIPS! All: YOU PULL YOUR KNEES IN TI-I-IGHT!
Jenn: Andy: -sobs into her- Clyde: -starting to get irritated- Sloane: -looks at Sterling- How long is this damn song?
Grampy Vampy: All: THAT REALLY DRIVES YOU INSA-A-A-A-AANE! LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN! Penny: WHOO!!! *tapdances along* Leo/Puck: *sticks out foot* Penny: *falls over*
Jenn: Andy: We're gonna die! Clyde: -still being lifted and hugged- Well, you might die if you don't let me go. Andy: -tightens his hug-
Grampy Vampy: All: LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN! LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN! Vampy: It's just a jump to the LEFT! All: AND THEN A STEP TO THE RI-I-I-I-I-IGHT! Vampy: Put your hands on your HIPS!
Jenn: characters&jenn: -give up and wait for song to end-
Grampy Vampy: All: AND PULL YOUR KNEES IN TI-I-IGHT! THEN IT'S THE PELVIC THRU-U-UST THAT REALLY DRIVES YOU INSA-A-A-A-A-ANE! LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN! LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN! *all fall down and lie still*
Jenn: Sterling: -blinks--looks at them- it's silent. Andy: -drops Clyde- Clyde: -growls--huffs--goes and stands by sterling--cracks door open- Harlow: are they okay? -peers out-
Grampy Vampy: All: *lie still* Vampy: *cheerfully* Well, that was fun~ *dusts self off and wanders past Jenn etc*
Jenn: Jenn: -watches Vampy walk by--skittish--pulls arms close to self--looks back at characters--points- Characters: -lost shrug-
Grampy Vampy: *coughtimewarpcough*
Jenn: Characters; D: jenn: -goes flailing back to them-
Grampy Vampy: *foottap* *music starts* How'd'you do I...see you've met my...faithful...handyman....
Jenn: -falls into the panic room- Sloane; -drags jenn in- Sterling: -slams door shut--not before clyde manages to kick Andy out-
Grampy Vampy: Well, that's got rid of them! Now, LET'S PARTAY! Characters: *jump up* *dance and drink*
Jenn: Harlow: -starts babbling and muttering about how they're gonna die. Sterling: -shifts eyes over to him bitterly- Clyde: -grinds jaw for the duration of the talking- Shut up! -grabs and kisses him hard-
Grampy Vampy: Lizzie: MY CLYDE-SENSES ARE TINGLING!
Jenn: xDDD
Jenn: Sloane; -trying to keep from laughing- Harlow; -starting to melt- Clyde: -lets go and he slumps to the floor- Sterling: Oo Clyde: -steps forward- Got something to say?! Sterling: -looks at the door-
Grampy Vampy: Mei: *leans on door to panic room* *totally smashed on half a bottle of wine* Leader, love girl shaysh...*gabbles in chinese* What you do-o-o-ooo? *falls over*
Jenn: Clyde: Was that-- Sterling; She's drunk. Clyde: -forced laugh- Greattt. -opens door--avoids hitting Mei--snorts--looks down at Mei--takes bottle away from her--laughs- You are wasted.
Grampy Vampy: OK, WHO GAVE THE TWELVE-YEAR-OLD ALCOHOL?
Jenn: xDDD
Jenn: She probably beat up everybody and took it herself.
Grampy Vampy: Leo/Puck: HAHAHA!!! Nico: Ahhh, les enfants sont tres amusant. *takes a glug of wine*
Jenn: Clyde: -sighs--picks up the girl--moves away from the door--lays her on the ground on her side incase she vomits--steps back--laughs at the image- Andy: -scopes out--looks for alcohol/drugs-
Grampy Vampy: Viktor: What's everyone so worked up about? It's only five bottles of vodka. Abel: oO
Jenn: Andy: oo we have vodka? Clyde: -looks over at him- Too much blood in your alcohol system, love?
Grampy Vampy: Viktor: *waves bottle of vodka* *wobbles slightly* Gio: I think five bottles is a little bit too much? Lizzie: *interested tone* How is he still standing?
Jenn: Clyde: Defies physics...-walks over--takes the bottle--looks at it---looks back at Viktor--puts a finger to his forehead and pushes him back- Characters: -watching from doorway-
Grampy Vampy: Viktor: *keels over*
And THAT, children, is the root of Jenn's phobia of the Timewarp.
