The dangers of alcohol (more babysitting sketches)

[Ayu]

This is a public service announcement from the Cbox Office. Please, please, please, enjoy alcohol in moderation. Overindulgence of alcohol during the festive season can result in;

Irresponsible behaviour



Note how the supposedly responsible teacher is clearly completely smashed. Note also how he is suspiciously French.

Loss of judgement



This man, having just had unprotected XXXXing, is now clearly at risk of pneumonia, not to mention the fact that he is sitting stark bollocks naked in front of a large window in a school and painting another naked man. Tut tut.

Hyperactivity and dangerous levels of energy



Notice how when the twelve-year-old is given alcohol, her natural youthful energy goes berserk, so that a simple drinking game results in a smashed table and vodka everywhere. And just think of the mental damage to her innocent young mind!

Assault and rape of random sober passers-by



Poor virgin nerd. He's now been mindf*cked for life.

[Tsubasa]

xDD AMAZING DRAWINGS! I love how all my characters have something to do with yours...*pats Abel's head* You poor thing you...*smacks Damion*
Damion: OW! What'd I do?! D: *confused*
Me: *sighs*

[Ayu]

Maaan, you're right! XD I was going to draw Edward and Saul and Miles too, but that was about when Buzzcocks came on, so...

Abel: R-really...it was my fault...somehow...for being too uke?

[Tsubasa]

Aww, you can do it another time. xD *cracks up at buzzthingys*

Damion: WHAT IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT?! WHAT DID I DO?! D:

[Ayu]

XD censors

Abel: *stares at him* *starts to cry* *walks away*

This is where PE Sterling would appear and tell him to man up, I think. I mean, FFS, he's an eighteen-year-old boy. He acts like a little girl ><

[PE Sterling]

[glow=red,2,300]MAN UP![/glow]

[Ayu]

Abel: *hides in corner* I hate my life so much.

[BUNNEH]

AYU! that's so utterly hilarious. i laughed. yes, i laughed at, like, eight in the morning because someone hasn't gone to school... AGAIN!

it'll be so sad if raina doesn't pass sophomore year. >>

ANYHOO! i love your drawings too much. i'm always so insanely jealous that it isn't healthy. i should get saul to kick your ass. O:

[Poe]

Haha it is very good, all of it is =D I love them.
-hugs-
I wish I could draw like thaaaaaaaaaaat.
I can't.

ANYWAY.
-applauds-
They all made me laugh.

[Ayu]

Yes, that will be sad. I TOLD you school was important, no?

Oooooh no, Bunny, PLEEEEEASE don't set Saul on meeee TT.TT

You guys are being too nice...you make me embarrassed XP Thank you, thank you, I love you all.

Even the one of poor wee ickle Abel being assraped?