//--The youngest (Mei&Miles) and the craziest--//

[Tsubasa]

Today seemed boring to the Filipino. There was not much to do, and he was wandering around the lake with hopes that maybe his animal friends would come and play tag with him. Crawling on his hands and knees (which seemingly did not hurt), the little boy looked around with his wide and unsettling eyes. Rings cast under them, he lifted one hand to pick out a bug that had landed itself in his hair. The poor thing never stood a chance once it had fallen prey to his dark and messy locks, and Miles stared at it with wide fascination. Holding it by two of its fleeting little legs, the boy peered at it, and moved on to sniffing it. As if that had been inspection enough, he popped it into his starving mouth and swallowed it whole
Giggling, he completely forgot for what purpose he had come here, until he remembered that he was bored. Skipping classes was okay for him, since in his 'condition' he could be excused. Life was purely simple for the boy, since he had no serious consequences for his actions. Everything could be excused, and worst that could be done was if Taki took away his treats for the day.
Yawning, he plopped himself down and then lied down on his belly. Spreading his legs and arms out he wondered if he could make a grass angel, the spring equivalent of a snow angel, and started to rapidly spread them up and down. Standing up, now fully caked in mud and grass stains, the Asian smiled at the sight before him. Feeling accomplished with his work, he dusted his hands off on his pants and then his mind went blank once he realized there was nothing to do again. Groaning, he plopped down again and rolled around, frustrated with not knowing what to do. He rolled around so much that he rolled onto the sand and then fell into the water. Ahh, it was very refreshing. Standing up, he rubbed the saltiness out of his eyes and looked around. God this world was boring. Hm, maybe if he ran really fast he could create a dent in the wind. Yes, that ought to work."Okay mister air, I'm going to beat you once and for all."

With that, he ran sped off into a random direction until he unexpectedly ran into a tree. Crying out in pain and surprise, he fell down with a few shaken branches as well.

"ARGH! THE AIR BEAT ME AGAIN!"

He pounded his fists on the ground in a fit of fury, until he heard another noise amidts his whining -- His stomach. Blinking, miles realized that he was utterly starving and so he looked around for something possibly delectable. Finding a victim, he grabbed a branch and proceeded to 'nom' on it. Yes, very delicious indeed.




ooc: OH GOD KILL ME NOW IM SORRY!!!

[Ayu]

Yes, Mei was meant to be in Maths right now. No, she wasn't going to sit there while boredom swamped her whole body and mind. She was a Misfit, wasn't she? If she wanted to skip class, she sure as hell would skip class. So here she was, sitting in a tree, when...

...BANG!

The slender trunk shook as something rammed into the base. Sighing, Mei dropped backwards, swinging around until she was hanging by her knees from the branch. Her red silk skirt flopped down to her shoulders, showing her black shorts, and her black hair hung straight down, showing her irritated face. She folded her bare arms across her chest and glared at the other boy.

"AIR IS ALWAYS TO BEATING YOU! AND I IS TO BEATING YOU ALSO! WHY YOU IS RUNNING IN MY TREE? I HAS BEING HAPPY!"

[Tsubasa]

Pausing from his delicious and enjoyable pastime of eating a stick, the Filipino blinked and looked up to the booming voice that was apparently directed towards him. Tilting his head to the side, he saw a Chinese girl hanging upside down from a branch. To anyone else this would have been absurd, startling, or at least weird, but to Miles it seemed perfectly normal. Well, he did it himself many times too. Trailing his tongue across the wooden branch, he looked straight at her with big wide creepy eyes.

"Are you a tree mongrel?" he grinned. "I love tree mongrels, they are always SOOOOOO nice to me." With that he giggled and took a big bite out of the object he was holding. Crunching on it, he wondered if there had been any of those little red buggies on the stick like there had been that other time....Let's just say it wasn't very pleasant last time.

"Oh oh oh! Can we play?! I wanna playyy. I'M. SO. BOREEED!" with that he gave an animalistic growl complete with a giggle at the end.

[Ayu]

"I no is being tree mongrel! I is being Misfit!" Mei declared with pride, putting her hands on her hips and giving a sharp nod (which isn't as easy as it sounds when one is hanging upside-down from a tree branch). "You is being mongrel!"

She swung her slim, strong legs off the branch, making a neat half-twist as she fell and landing on her feet like a cat. "I no is playing! I is training!" She surveyed him, big dark eyes glittering. "I is to training with you if you is wanting!"

[Tsubasa]

The young boy stood agape, staring as the peculiar girl hanging from a branch yelled at him. Seeing a fly wander in front of his face, he almost lost concentration and went on to follow it, but then he heard her call him a mongrel. Eyes wide with joy, he jumped up and down at these words, grin reaching from ear to ear.

"I'M A MONGREL?!! YAYYY!!!!"

Miles had always wanted to be a mongrel. Or a fairy. Or a frog. Or a light bulb. He had wanted to be many things, so this wasn't much news. Hands clenched up to his chest, he bit his lip while grinning, creepy eyes starting as if they were void of the person theirself. Then, he had to leap away with a 'yeep' as the girl jumped down from her branch position. Eyes wide in wonder, he gave a frown.

"Train..." he co cked his head to the side cutely. "ing?" Then furrowed his eyebrows. "Huhdawha? Ima be confused."

Shaking his head, he went back on his hands and feet, crawling up to the girl.

"What's training? How do I get it? Is it tasty? Mmm...." Miles licked his lips, forgetting about the training part.

[Ayu]

She folded her arms and tossed her head disdainfully, which would be a lot more effective if it didn't make her look like a cute but very petulant six-year-old. "No is being food, stupid! Is much much much important piece of warrior life! Is centre of be!"

Her black eyes fixed on him. Hands on hips. "I is to showing stupid boy! Standing up now! Standing up now! Quick quick quick!"

[Tsubasa]

"Aww, no food?"

What a shame, the Filipino was hungry. Sighing, he put a finger to his lip and a hand on his belly, wondering what he could possibly eat. But then as heard the girl scream at him, he lifted his head quickly alert and jumped to his feet.

"If I do training, do I get food?" So very hungry... "And what does training do for meeee~? HMM?"

Bouncing up and down, he quickly realized the girl was not a tree mongrel. Ahh, what a shame. Well, she could always be a fairy, and fairies were very nice.

[Ayu]

"If you is to doing good training we is to raiding kitchen!" Mei crowed, reaching a hand up to his head and holding him still. "Is to standing still! Is to doing as I is tell you as good student! Stupid boy is student now!"

[Tsubasa]

Wow, Miles was amazed at all the good things happening to him. He could become this 'student of martial arts' and raid the kitchen? It was too good to be true. He paused his bouncing when a hand came to his head, and he immediatly became still. This girl was telling him that still=food so naturally that added up in his head, and he stood as still as a statue. He didn't even blink.

"I'll LISTEN! I'LL LISTEN! LET'S DO THIS!" he said through his teeth as he tried to keep those even still. Slowly the boy's eyes began to water but he didn't pay much attention to that.

[Ayu]

"Good student! Good student!" She reached forwards and moved his hands palm to palm in front of his chest. "First we is to working with balance, yes? Standing on leg." She demonstrated, moving her hands to the same position ond lifting herself onto the toes of one foot, the other foot resting on her knee. Her movement was graceful, fluid and practiced. "Now you is to doing!"